Passenger tossed after flipping out over staff's 'Merry Christmas'
http://nypost.com/2014/12/25/plane-passenger-tossed-after-angry-reaction-to-merry-christmas/
Last one this year? Most Likely.
THE GRINCH REPORT : Acts of "Grinchiness" from Around the World and other Christmas Happenings/Jokes/Videos.
Thursday, December 25, 2014
New York Post: Passenger tossed after flipping out over staff's 'Merry Christmas'
I thought you'd be interested in this story from the New York Post.
Saturday, December 20, 2014
Friday, December 19, 2014
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Ho Ho No: School bans Santa from winter concert | Fox News
'Could local environmentalists have taken issue with his carbon footprint? Did animal rights activists complain about the welfare of Prancer and Vixen? Did the milk and cookies violate the school's "Let's Move" food rules?'
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/12/15/ho-ho-no-school-bans-santa-from-winter-concert/#.VI9keEhBmOA.email
Monday, December 15, 2014
Christmas - A Politically Correct Christmas Poem
Reposting from http://www.humormatters.com/holidays/Christmas/xmaspoliti.htm
Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
Christmas
A Politically Correct Christmas Poem
Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the North Pole,
were alleged by the union, to stifle the soul.
Four reindeer had vanished without much propriety,
released to the wilds, by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear,
that Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!
The runners had been removed from his beautiful sleigh,
because the ruts were deemed dangerous by the EPA,
And millions of people were calling the Cops,
when they heard sled noises upon their roof tops.
Second-hand smoke from his pipe, had his workers quite frightened,
and his fur trimmed red suit was called "unenlightened".
To show you the strangeness of today's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose.
He went to Geraldo, in front of the Nation,
demanding millions in over-due workers compensation.
So...half of the reindeer were gone, and his wife
who suddenly said she'd had enough of this life,
joined a self help group, packed and left in a whiz,
demanding from now on that her title was Ms.
And as for gifts...why, he'd never had the notion
that making a choice could cause such commotion.
Nothing of leather, nothing of fur...
Which meant nothing for him or nothing for her.
Nothing to aim, Nothing to shoot,
Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls and nothing for just boys.
Nothing that claimed to be gender specific,
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacifistic.
No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish upon the truth.
And fairy tales...while not yet forbidden,
were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden,
for they raised the hackles of those psychological,
who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.
No baseball, no football...someone might get hurt,
besides - playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
Dolls were said to be sexist and should be passe.
and Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.
So Santa just stood there, disheveled and perplexed,
he just couldn't figure out what to do next?
He tried to be merry he tried to be gay,
but you must have to admit he was having a very bad day.
His sack was quite empty, it was flat on the ground,
nothing fully acceptable was anywhere to be found.
Something special was needed, a gift that he might,
give to us all, without angering the left or the right.
A gift that would satisfy - with no indecision,
each group of people in every religion.
Every race, every hue,
everyone, everywhere...even you!
So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...
"MAY YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES, ENJOY PEACE ON EARTH"
California neighbors hope thieves who stole iconic Rudolph statue get caught red-handed | Fox News
When reindeer games go too far...
Thieves steal iconic Rudolph Statue.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/12/15/california-neighbors-hope-thieves-who-stole-iconic-rudolph-statue-get-caught/#.VI872xlxMtg.email
Sunday, December 14, 2014
Mad World NewsChurch’s Bizarre Message About Santa Claus Angered LocalResidents [Video]
"Most everyone would agree that the benevolence of Santa Claus is something that sets a good example for children to emulate as they grow older, despite the fact he’s a fictional character. However, a Georgia church seems to think just the opposite, and the message it’s been trying to spread has local residents scratching their heads."
http://madworldnews.com/church-message-santa-claus/
What they don't conveniently forget is that Christmas only falls on this day to coincide with the Winter Solstice, and several other Pagan Holidays. In those days, most people didn't have children in winter. The 25th of December was CHOSEN as a MARKETING ploy to get more Converts and raise more revenue for the fledgling church.
Now who's without sin?
Saturday, December 13, 2014
Thursday, December 11, 2014
U of Maine bans Santa Claus, 'trees with presents,' candy canes, and menorahs - cites 'diversity'
http://www.caintv.com/u-of-maine-bans-santa-claus-tr
Please have an enjoyable non-denominational secular giving season and winter celebration. Ah, college.
Please have an enjoyable non-denominational secular giving season and winter celebration. Ah, college.
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Hamilton police launch 'Project Grinch Pinch' with holiday safety tips
What Works in the "Great White North" should work here too. Pinch that Grinch!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/news/hamilton-police-launch-project-grinch-pinch-with-holiday-safety-tips-1.2867559
How the Grinch taxed CHRISTmas
How the Grinch taxed Christmas
More PC BS...
http://blog.chron.com/texaspolitics/2014/12/how-the-grinch-taxed-christmas/
Tuesday, December 9, 2014
Tree-mendous! Port St. John woman has 110 Christmas trees - from Florida Today
Tree-mendous! Port St. John woman has 110 Christmas trees
She even looks kinda like Mrs. Clause... Bless Her Heart...
Check out this story on floridatoday.com: http://on.flatoday.com/1D4ECzA
Monday, December 8, 2014
Pagan Roots? 5 Surprising Facts About Christmas
Nothin' like a little Christian Marketing to win over the masses. Get it? Masses.
Pagan Roots? 5 Surprising Facts About ChristmasFriday, December 5, 2014
2014 Cost of the 12 days of Christmas - from USATODAY
What are the costs for one set of each of the gifts given in the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas"?
Check out this story on USATODAY.com: http://usat.ly/1CCsUfj
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
Ford City Grinch destroys borough's Christmas decorations
"Ford City police are investigating a crime rivaling Dr. Seuss's Christmas-stealing Grinch – the vandalism of holiday decorations in Memorial Park. Paul Klukan of the ..."
Grinch Charged with 10 South Brunswick Burglaries
A 32-year-old New York man who police consider "the Grinch of Christmas past" is facing charges related to about 10 residential burglaries dating back to the 2013 holiday season.
Check out this story on mycentraljersey.com: http://mycj.co/1CCeQCF
15,000 bottles of Jameson stolen from Dublin warehouse in armed burglary | Fox News
This is pretty Grinchy. How else are you supposed to choke down Egg-Nog without Liquor? Not to mention that awful Fruit Cake!
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014/12/03/15000-bottles-jameson-stolen-from-dublin-warehouse-in-aggravated-burglary/#.VH9plEP3liM.email
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
Not too "Grinchy", but Cool Nonetheless
This Looks Like A Normal Grocery Store, But When The Lights Go Out? Incredible
http://tagroom.com/This-Looks-Like-A-Normal-Grocery-Store-But-When-The-Lights-Go-Out-Incredible-50693
Monday, December 1, 2014
Texas family sends message to real-life Grinch who stole Christmas decorations
1st Grinch of the Year - Stealing Decorations...
http://nydn.us/1Fw5Evy
The Collins' seasonal display, which included candy canes, two spiral Christmas trees and a light-up deer, was taken from their yard in Saginaw and they've decided to shame the thief.
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